- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Diarrhea

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

knock knock!? . . No.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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