Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

knock knock

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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