- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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