- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

the economy.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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