Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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