- Anti Joke

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.