- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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