What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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