Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Badabing.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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