Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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