Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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