- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

WOMENS RIGHTS

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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