- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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