Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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hiya

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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