Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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