The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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France had one revolution

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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