- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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