How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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