Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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