Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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