- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

where's mom I killed her

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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