- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

So one time there was this woman learning...

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

9/11 my birthday

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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