- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

penis in the camel

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Ham sandwich

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