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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

13 =B you just learned something

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.