- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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