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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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A black person dies.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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