- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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