yolo your orange looks orange

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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