roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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