Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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