Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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