Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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