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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Jordan is pregant

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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