Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

An Asian with a big dick.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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