- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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