- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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