Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Good job, son.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Anti Joke

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