yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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A woman walks into a bar.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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