So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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