- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

here's a joke... the american education society

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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