- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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