Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Justin beiber..

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Ms Leong Sux

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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