- Anti Joke

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt