How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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every knight i see an owl at window

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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