HOLY COW!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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