- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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