What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Donald Trump.

The cream, it is coming

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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