- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

womans having rights.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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