- Anti Joke

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

womans having rights.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.