Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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No soup for you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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