Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A jew enters a mall.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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