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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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