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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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