- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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