What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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