- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Pickle

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Cliterus

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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