why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My Boyfriend

Terraria

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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