A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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A black person dies.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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