What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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poopy is poopy

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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