What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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He--Hey guys

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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