Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Equal rights!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Kys

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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