- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Women's Rights

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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