My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Anti Joke

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