How tall is oprah.. 5'7

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anthony sucks

thumb_up thumb_down +5

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops