- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A jew enters a mall.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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