There once was this guy and he fell down

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Your mom.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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mexicans fishing

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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The Princess is in another castle

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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