- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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