Obama = ebola

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Well this is pointless.....

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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