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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

here's a joke... the american education society

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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