An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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