What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

... Chan chan

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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