- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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