Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Golf.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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