- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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