A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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