- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Women's Rights

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Golf.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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