Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Black people in Camden NJ.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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