- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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