- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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