How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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