- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

autistic kids rock

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

how do you save a black man ... u don't

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

the WNBA

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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