- Anti Joke

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.