- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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