Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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