Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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TELL

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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