Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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