How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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No your aunties a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Set up Punch line.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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