- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.