- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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