what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A pope meets another one

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Eric is gay Ha

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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