A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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