- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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