- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

In soviet Russia...things are different

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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