Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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