Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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