-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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