Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Loperson

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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