What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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