- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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