- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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