- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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