- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Whats 1+1? window!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

how do you call someone? use a phone

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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