Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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