- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Donald Trump.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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