- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call an arab ?

lets bomb africa

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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