What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What black and has children A black man

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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