What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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