- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Obama = ebola

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

No it doesnt..

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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