- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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