- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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