Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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